February 16, 2005

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  No vegas trip in store for me this weekend.  Instead i'll just go to viejas and play some hold 'em.  My birthday is gonna rock so freakin' hard.  I'm going to dinner and then... i'm gonna roll.  And while i'm bowling... I'm drinkin' white russians (but unfortunately, i don't think that's gonna happen)

  
  

  I saw the kids today, and i gave them a few more riddles which they figured out:

  
  

  A man's naked dead body is found in the middle of the desert and in his hand is a small  stick.  What happened?

  
  

  I'm tired, so i'm going to go watch futurama and go to sleep.

  
  

  
  Quote of the day:
  from Futurama

  
  

  "Morbo: “Morbo will now introduce tonights candidates. Puny human
  number one, puny human number two and Morbo’s good friend
  Richard Nixon.”
  Nixon: “Hello Morbo. How’s the family?”
  Morbo: “Belligerent and numerous.”
  Nixon: “Good man, Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family.”

  
  

  Quote number 2 of the day:
  from Futurama

  
  

  "All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit... That's why I've decided to transfer to business school!"  - Guenter the monkey 
  

  
  

   

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