May 7, 2005
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Leigh’s 21st birthday present:
New Zealand
There once were three girls,
Who needed relaxation,
So they left the land of OZ,
To go on vacation.
There was Melissa, the ice queen,
Who was sarcastic and witty.
Vickie, a thuper danther,
Who had a gay little kitty.
And Leigh, a silly blonde aussie
Who was sweet, smart, and pretty.
They arrived in Auckland, New Zealand,
To meet the Contiki Tour,
Which left the dodgey city,
On the date of April 4.
First stop was the Bay of Islands,
Where they swam with Dolphins,
And met their 32nd favorite Contiker,
A yankee named —–.
That night Fil gave Vick a drink,
because she wanted to try something new.
She said that she only “burped”,
But there was definitely follow through.
They headed back to Auckland,
Where they added to the group,
Then south to the caves of Waitomo,
To see the worms glow blue.
It wasn’t until day 4,
That they explored Rotorua,
A lovely little town,
But it smelled like a sewer.
hey met the Maoris for Hangi,
And after dinner was a shocker.
The girls laughed hysterically,
While the men did the Haka.
They wandered back to town,
Marching at least 6 furlongs,
And had a few drinks,
Before dancing all night long.
A helicopter flight in Taupo,
Frightened Leigh just a smidge.
But Vick and Mel felt confident,
And decided to bungee off a bridge.
Leigh stared in horror,
As they were not to be rushed.
The aussies refused to jump,
So they had to be pushed.
On the way to Wellington,
They passed Mt. Ngauruhoe,
Also known as Mt. Doom,
Where Frodo turned psycho.
That night was a nice dinner,
Coupled with conversation.
They danthed and they danthed,
Without reservations.
They rode quad bikes,
And left the following day,
Taking the ferry south,
Out of the bay.
Even though in Leigh’s bag,
There was something that was struggling,
Ferry security didn’t find,
The pigs that she was smuggling.
Christchurch was their last stop,
Plus it was a very special date.
April eleventh was Vick’s,
Twentieth birthday.
Over dinner a certain someone,
Had a few too many drinks,
And said some things (in front of Leigh),
That made —– turn bright pink.
It was so sad when the girls
Had to finally go,
But they will never be forgotten
By a guy in San Diego.
The silly, blonde aussie girl is sorely being missed,
But at least there will always be that one hopeful kiss.
- broken_optimist
