New Zealand continuing on day 1…
I spoke to a few people before we got on the “coach”, including Bin, Dougy, and Morgan, all Aussies, as well as Yelena, the New Yorker/Russian whose luggage didn’t show up. We left for the Bay of Islands on the bus where we got the lowdown from Kathy and bus driver Phil. Rule 1: Do not be late. Being late results in a karaoke fine… a song NOT of your choosing. Rule 2: Do not do anything stupid like forget to turn in your hotel key, or lose your boarding pass to the ferry, or transport bees or pig semen to the south island (there is an actual sign for that). This will also result in a karaoke fine. I was able to avoid all fines.
Our first stop was to see the Kauri trees at a protected forest (see pic from a few days ago). It was only a little taste of what was to come, but it was nice. Very green… Justin, a 29 year old UK bloke who had just come from Tasmania, started up a conversation with me. Really nice guy. George, who proclaimed himself to be Georgeous, jumped into the conversation, letting us know that he was a hair stylist. I soon found out that he’s kind of a closet case, who always has to let people know that he has slept with half of the women in Australia. He also is known for making unwanted advances towards women. He’s pretty much a man whore.
That night we all had dinner in the town we were staying at (Paihea) at the hotel next door to the one we were staying in, where I met Herschel, the CSI from LA, a really nice, quiet, and generous guy. Afterwards we went to a local bar the Pipi Patch, which was too loud and very hot, so I went outside to chat with three hilarious Aussie girls: Leigh, Vickie, and Melissa….
Wow, this is only day one and it’s taking forever to get through… this is going to be long… and I’ll only be entertaining myself, which is fine by me.
How cruel. I have to go half way around the world to meet someone amazing. I guess it’s my own damn fault.









